The Astrostatistical pipotron
The publication rate is one of the rare methods allowing to assess the
work of researchers. Many of them dream about a computer program automatically
generating their papers.
The most difficult task is to find a relevant sentence which shows your
knowledge of the matter. This requires the use of a particular, technical
vocabulary, obviously referring to a well-known author, and which can fit in
Do not search any more, the statistical astropipotron is for
you, you just have to click below in case of emergency.
Due to my poor knowledge in english, you may prefer to switch to the
french version of the text (or to send
me correct sentences!).
Note however that there are, in the version 1.0 of astropipotron, more than
10 billion combinations, equivalent to about 300 million scientific papers,
enough to sustain for decades the publication rate of any institute. Of course,
a few analytical formulas illustrating the matter are missing: a LaTeXpipotron
would perfectly deserve a start-up company.
For those who read french, this page has been entirely inspired by the
itself originating from the